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« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2015, 02:22:13 PM »
Another AU Fic: where the girls attend my school, Ferio/Clef/Lantis are in sixth-form, and weird shit happens like Ferio getting shot (????? it was never followed up), a lemon that only Rev ever read, and my first long-time OCs, Ferio/Emeraude's aunt and uncle. On the plus side, I met Rev and down through this one!

We found love in a hopeless place.

Clef owns the vets that Ferio works at, Presea is his wife but he's having an affair with Rev.

Don't forget my pregnancy.



Urrrgh. Cringe. We made mistakes but we're better people for it now.
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« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2015, 07:26:19 PM »
Show of hands, is there anybody here who hasn't written a blatant Sailor Moon self-insert?

Cause I know I have. In fact, it was a Sailor Moon/Gundam Wing fic that somehow managed to find itself in the Pokemon world.

*raises hand* Of course, I'm not sure I really count, since I didn't actually get into Sailor Moon until Crystal came out.
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« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2017, 03:43:04 PM »
Oh my god!  I completely forgot about this thread.  I think I just died from laughing at some of these.

Um....  I think the ultimate crack thing was my damn multi-cross over fic.  MKR, Sailor Moon, AND Gundam Wing all in the Harry Potter universe.  With multiple self-insert OCs of myself, my friends, and my long time imaginary pets. Which was also baby-fic, because that creates DRAMA.

Though, to be honest, I tend to gravitate toward baby fic, because that seems to have been my one plot line FOREVER. Like even my Barbies were accidental teen moms when I was a kid. I think it might have to do with the original explanation of where babies come from being described as an overflow of love or something. "They loved each other so much they made a baby"   So, of course, if my characters love each other lots, they will make a baby.

Though, I will admit that reading really bad smut fic in fandom dispelled some of my other confused notions about how sex worked.

Just remember folks, some of these fic will not die until we're all gone, because we remember reading them, even if they have been deleted.
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« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2017, 09:51:11 PM »
SO APPARENTLY I never admitted to the album-fic on here so - a fic where every chapter is a song-fic for a track off Evanescence's first album, Fallen! THIS WAS SUCH A HAPPY FIC

-It starts off with the Knights knowing they will Never Ever be able to get back to Cephiro and all depressed
-Umi jumps off Tokyo Tower at the end of chapter one (and is not certain she's not dead for the rest of the fic) (Until the bit where she's completely dead, after which she is sure, I guess?)
-She's the protagonist and she permenantly dies several chapters from the end
-She has to wake up from a coma in order to defeat a Great Evil and sacrifice herself to do this
-She was in the coma because THE FIC WAS JUST TOO DEPRESSING
-Umi and Clef have a Tragic Spirit Baby
-It is Tragic because Umi is Already Dead and also because they NEVER GOT TO ~CONSUMMATE THEIR LOVE~ (accidental baby WITHOUT ANY SEX, shockingly this is not the only time I have written this)
-Ferio has to stop Clef from destroying Cephiro in his Terrible Grief and they raise the baby together
-Until Clef decides it's old enough and gives up on living???
-It's Okay Though, spirit!baby has Ferio as the ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS
-I think Ascot was disillusioned and had Unwise Relations With People In Some Village Tavern but seriously escaping out of this fic to hang with random OCs was probably the best ending anyone got
-I guess Ferio also survives but he's left holding someone else's baby and Torn Asunder From Fuu Forever so, er, yeah

I wrote a bunch of bits of this but MOSTLY I drew chapter covers. If I ever find them I shall share :D

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« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2017, 10:03:17 PM »
I'M SO GLAD THE WAYBACK MACHINE CAN'T ARCHIVE FANFICTION.NET

But it still exists within the nether regions of Tripod. For I found it today.
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