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They Fight Crime
« on: March 15, 2013, 11:42:20 PM »
Because there can never be enough prompts for things.  Here have fun coming up with AUs for your OTPs.   You can always change the pronouns if you want to.

They Fight Crime

"He's an immortal guitar-strumming master criminal with no name. She's a green-fingered junkie bounty hunter with only herself to blame. They fight crime!"

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Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2013, 01:32:19 AM »
He's a scrappy chivalrous gentleman spy with no name. She's a strong-willed psychic research scientist from out of town. They fight crime!

I'M CRYING ITS PERFECT

Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2013, 05:53:37 PM »
He's an old-fashioned neurotic barbarian She's a foxy Buddhist pearl diver who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

OMG it's hilarious!!!

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Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2013, 11:53:33 PM »
He's an all-American umbrella-wielding jungle king who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a mistrustful nymphomaniac mermaid with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

Well this is feeding my Umi/Ferio crackship nicely.

Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2013, 01:55:27 AM »
He's a benighted small-town sorceror on the wrong side of the law. She's a tortured gold-digging barmaid living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

CLEF/UMI? HMMMMMMMMMMM.

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Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2017, 07:29:37 PM »
It still exists and I still love it!

He's a bookish voodoo paramedic on the edge. She's a mistrustful out-of-work queen of the dead with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

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Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2018, 02:04:33 PM »
"He's an otherworldly vegetarian househusband with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a mentally unstable antique-collecting museum curator from Mars. They fight crime!"

You know what? I can work with this.
If your headcanon for Ascot's backstory doesn't make me want to cry, I probably won't believe it.

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Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2018, 03:32:54 PM »
He's a Nobel prize-winning drug-addicted sorceror who believes he can never love again. She's a sarcastic Buddhist safe cracker with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

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Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2018, 03:37:16 AM »
He's a leather-clad arachnophobic ex-con living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a plucky belly-dancing safe cracker with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Haha, maybe a fic with Presea and Sierra in it? But who to play the ex-con...Ferio maybe? haha
Legend says when you can't sleep,
it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.
So that's why I can never sleep properly...
Who the bloody hell is dreaming about me because so help me God,
I will smother them in the face with a throw pillow.

Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2018, 09:07:50 PM »
He's a leather-clad arachnophobic ex-con living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a plucky belly-dancing safe cracker with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Haha, maybe a fic with Presea and Sierra in it? But who to play the ex-con...Ferio maybe? haha

No one ever said you couldn't genderswap and make it Caldina/Presea.


I got: He's a fiendish soccer-playing paranormal investigator who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a provocative green-skinned archaeologist who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

Not sure why I think Ascot could make a good paranormal investigator. Maybe because he likes his spirit beasts, or something.

Not sure who would be green skinned...
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Re: They Fight Crime
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2018, 01:14:33 PM »
He's a leather-clad arachnophobic ex-con living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a plucky belly-dancing safe cracker with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Haha, maybe a fic with Presea and Sierra in it? But who to play the ex-con...Ferio maybe? haha

No one ever said you couldn't genderswap and make it Caldina/Presea.


I got: He's a fiendish soccer-playing paranormal investigator who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a provocative green-skinned archaeologist who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

Not sure why I think Ascot could make a good paranormal investigator. Maybe because he likes his spirit beasts, or something.

Not sure who would be green skinned...
Don't know who would be green-skinned either, but I would also be totally down with Ascot being a paranormal investigator. I've also thought of maybe making him a paleontologist in some fic or another, but haven't actually played with the idea much yet.
If your headcanon for Ascot's backstory doesn't make me want to cry, I probably won't believe it.