Crazy random fanfic meme.

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I considered putting this in the Pairings section, since the fic questions mostly have to do with pairings, but since some don't, and it's a general fic meme... I'm posting it here. (Feel free to move it if it should be somewhere else!)


This meme was on LJ a while back and I came up with some of the craziest, creepiest pairings. You can read them here, but I suggest waiting until you fill THIS one out... so you don't spoil the questions! It's supposed to be for all sorts of fandoms (to make it really cracked out), but for simplicity's sake, in this thread, limit it to MKR characters. There's at LEAST 12 you can think of. ;D

Write down your 12 names BEFORE you continue reading what I came up with. The more random the order of names, the better (and more amusing) your outcome. Make sure to post your filled out meme here for the rest of us to giggle over.


First, write down the names of 12 Rayearth characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

01. Hououji Fuu (always first, yo)
02. Ferio
03. Ryuuzaki Umi
04. Presea
05. Lafarga
06. San-yun
07. Eagle Vision
08. Shidou Hikaru
09. Ascot
10. Caldina
11. Clef
12. Hououji Kuu

[This meme is rated PG-13, at least.]


...And now for the Meme of Pairing DOOM:



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (San-Yun/Clef) fic? Do you want to?
No... no I have not. I don't think I really want to, either.


Do you think Four (Presea) is hot? How hot?
I think she's pretty. She's almost exotic. But hot? Not for me.


What would happen if Twelve (Kuu) got Eight (Hikaru) pregnant?
*choke* At least it's not mpreg. Well, there would be a lot of explaining to do, I'll say that much.


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Ascot)?
Pictures is an adorable Umi and Ascot fic, with super-light fluffiness, so that it's almost not there. And I love the song it's inspired by. I'm actually doing a 5-page doujinshi of it.
Wish I Had an Angel, of course, because it's wonderfully written and I like unrequited!Ascot.


Would Two and Six (Ferio/San-Yun) make a good couple?
I really don't think so. Also, the idea makes me vaguely ill.


Five/Nine (Lafarga/Ascot) or Five/Ten (Lafarga/Caldina)? Why?
Lafarga/Caldina. It's canon. And Lafarga/Ascot is weird. Friendship? All well and good. Banging each other? Ohhmygodnooo.


What would happen if Seven (Eagle) walked in on Two (Ferio) and Twelve (Kuu) having sex?
He would try to hide it from Fuu, probably. Gosh, what is with my Ferios always being cheating mansluts?!


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Umi/Caldina) fic.
You know what creeps me out? This pairing could work. I think if I liked girl/girl, I'd like this pairing. o_O; Okay, summary. Right. Everyone knows Caldina loves girl talk in the bath. But what happens when girl talk goes too far?
Ahh, auughh, brain bleach please!!!


Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Fuu/Hikaru) fluff?
I saw a Fuu/Hikaru lemon once. Does that count? Fuu/Umi and Umi/Hikaru are more common. And make more sense to me than Fuu/Hikaru.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Eagle/Kuu) hurt/comfort fic.
Uh... Something about wings. Eagle, self-explanatory. And Kuu reminds me so much of a bird.


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Presea) to deflower One (Fuu)?
. . . Probably copious amounts of alcohol. And my OOC lisence. . . . Wait... Ohmygoodlord. I think such a scenario is possible while still in the realms of decent characterization! I feel so dirty now.


Does anyone you know read Seven (Eagle) slash?
I know JouChan-sama used to~ she was a Geo/Eagle fangirl. I don't know if she's still even into MKR, though, as we've fallen out of contact.


Does anyone you know read Three (Umi) het?
Like... almost every MKR fan I know.


Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Clef)?
*points* You guys here! D'you draw Clef-sama?


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Ferio/Presea/Lafarga)?
Ohmygod. Let's hope not.


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Hikaru), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)
You Get to Burning, the Martian Sucessor Nadesico OP. For the title and the lyrics, too.


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Fuu/San-Yun/Kuu) fic, what would the warnings be?
Threesome. Girl/girl, Girl/Boy. Incest. Underage. Complete and utter OOC.


When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Lafarga)?
Uh.. I've read Caldina fics talking about Lafarga. (Ai's "Flame"!)



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Uck.
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1. Ferio
2. Presea
3. Ryuuzaki Umi
4. San Yun
5. Shidou Kakeru
6. Ascot
7. Tatra
8. Zazu Torque
9. Hououji Fuu
10. Shidou Hikaru
11. Umi's Mother
12. Lafarga

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Ascot/Umi's Mother) fic? Do you want to?

Hmm. Can't say I have. Although, it would be amusing to read one .. xD Terrifying, but amusing.



Do you think Four (San-Yun) is hot? How hot?

I think he's adorable! Uber Adorable! He's property of Aska, though. ^_~



What would happen if Twelve (Lafarga) got Eight (Zazu) pregnant?

... -cough- Well, first I would say it's impossible. But you never know, with fanfiction authors these days .. xD;


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Fuu)?

One name: Suzanami.


Would Two and Six (Presea/Ascot) make a good couple?

-cough- Sorry, no.


Five/Nine (Kakeru/Fuu) or Five/Ten (Kakeru/Hikaru)? Why?

... NEITHER. xDDD Okay. First off, Fuu and Ferio = Canon. In love. End of story.

Second .. Kakeru/Hikaru = incest = ... err .. >>; Goes against my moral beliefs.


What would happen if Seven (Tatra) walked in on Two (Presea) and Twelve (Lafarga) having sex?

.... -tries to imagine- ... XDDDDD!

Tatra: O.O; "Oh, My .." -shuts door-


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Umi/Hikaru) fic.

Umi and Hikaru ... get pushed into a closet a vortex and land in another world. While trying to survive, the begin growing closer.

... Hey, that might work! O:

Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Ferio/Zazu) fluff?

Not that I've read. Aww, man! If only it could have been One/Nine! xD


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Tatra/Lafarga) hurt/comfort fic.

... Guardian. xD;


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (San Yun) to deflower One (Ferio)?

Uhh ... I personally think San Yun's too shy to do any such thing .. ._.;


Does anyone you know read Seven (Tatra) slash?

Actually, I've rarely even see, much less read a Tatra-centered fanfic. O.o;


Does anyone you know read Three (Umi) het?

... Yeah. Lots of 'em.

Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Umi's Mother)?

XDD Nobody I know.



Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Presea/San Yun/Kakeru)?

I know a few who would try. xD;



If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Zazu), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)

Hmm. =/ -thinks- RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR! -dances- By The Pillows. x3 Don't ask. It was the first thing that came to mind.


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Ferio/Ascot/Lafarga) fic, what would the warnings be?

Threesome. Guy/Guy/Guy. I was on absolute crack when I wrote this; prepare for major crack.


When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Kakeru)?

Oooohhh Man. There are like .. NO fanfictions that have poor Kakeru in them. Um .. maybe .. a month ago? Two months ago? xD; Longer?
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Suzu, this is beyond cracked-out, so of course I like it.  and I <3 you for your comment about my fic. ^_^

1. Umi
2. Presea
3. Clef
4. Ascot
5. Geo
6. Hikaru
7. Lantis
8. Mira
9. Fuu
10. Aska
11. Alcyone
12. Tatra



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Hikaru/Alcyone) fic? Do you want to?
No I have not. Nor do I wish to,


Do you think Four (Ascot) is hot? How hot?
Presonally, no I do not. I think he is cute, but "hot" is not the word I would use.


What would happen if Twelve (Tatra) got Eight (Mira) pregnant?
*dies* Can we say pedophile. EW.. *pours bleach in eyes for even reading the sentence.


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Fuu)?
Quite a few, most of my favorites by our own suzanami.

Would Two and Six (Presea/Hikaru) make a good couple?
I really don't think so. Also, the idea makes me vaguely ill. (left suzu's comment as is, because it rings true.)


Five/Nine (Geo/Fuu) or Five/Ten (Geo/Aska)? Why?
Neither both are so out there.  And here we are with the pedophile bit again.


What would happen if Seven (Lantis) walked in on Two (Presea) and Twelve (Tatra) having sex?
He would turn around and walk away to find Suzu's field of puppies and kittens.


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Clef/Aska) fic.
Finally our miniature mage finds someone of just the right height to share his love with.  *pours bleach in eyes*

Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Umi/Mira) fluff?
GOD!!  RAyearth pedophiles.  Shit.  I wouldn't put it past AFFN authors.  I've seen a "rugrats" catagory.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Lantis/Tatra) hurt/comfort fic.
Worldly Comforts


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Ascot) to deflower One (Umi)?
I don't think he even has the balls to attempt it.  *is shot*


Does anyone you know read Seven (Lantis) slash?
I wouldn't doubt it, but I can't tell you who....*thinks* Prob'ly Eiko for one....


Does anyone you know read Three (Clef) het?
^.^ I know Rae and Sci do. I write it.


Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Alcyone)?
I drew Alcyone singing, and Sci has a fic.  ^.^


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Presea/Ascot/Geo)?
Um... might be an interesting twist to WIhaA, but not tha tI know of.  The frist two together works just fine for me.


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Mira), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)
As the World Falls Down---David Bowie (Labyrinth)  more about her mother twatching over her. ^.~


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Umi/Hikaru/Tarta) fic, what would the warnings be?
Threesome. Girl/girl, Complete OOC ness.


When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Geo)?
I don't believe I ever have, to tell the truth.

Oh Lord....here we go!

1. ?Clef
2. ?Fyula
3. ?Umi
4. ?Hikaru
5. ?Mokona
6. ?Ascot
7. ?Hikari
8. ?Presea
9. ?Fuu
10. ?Ferio
11. ?Zagato
12. ?Eagle

This is just going to be wrong -_-

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Ascot/Zagato) fic? Do you want to?

Nope...but it would amuse me greatly...poor tortured little Ascot...



Do you think Four (Hikaru) is hot? How hot?

Not hot per se...but cute. ?^_^


What would happen if Twelve (Eagle) got Eight (Presea) pregnant?

Uh, can't say I've seen it done, but I suppose if someone was very adventurous it could happen. ?But man, those would be some attractive children.


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Fuu)?

Suzanami anyone?


Would Two and Six (Fyula/Ascot) make a good couple?

Well, it would depend on how high you were, but under normal circumstances. ?No. ?Please, no!


Five/Nine (Mokona/Fuu) or Five/Ten (Mokona/Ferio)? Why?

THEY'RE BOTH SO WRONG....but funny, very very funny. ?Anyone up for a Mokona seduction fic. ?*all sexy-like* ?Puu!


What would happen if Seven (Hikari) walked in on Two (Fyula) and Twelve (Eagle) having sex?

Well, since Hikari is a dog, he would probably bark at the awkwardness of a fish and Eagle doing it. ?Wow. ?Horribly scarring mental image. ?*dies*


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Umi/Ferio) fic.

After a night of good Cephiran wine Ferio and Umi found that they have accidentally slept together....wait, everyone already has seen this fic! ?(Oh so, Sci is a cheater...meh)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Clef/Presea) fluff?

Yes, unfortunately there is.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Hikari/Eagle) hurt/comfort fic.

"Man's Best Friend" ?Oh yeah, look at the creative juices simply flow out of me.


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Hikaru) to deflower One (Clef)?

Drugs? ?~_^ ?I can't even picture that....wow.
Hikaru: ?Hi Clef! ?I'm here to seduce you!
Clef: ?*coughs into his hand and slides off*


Does anyone you know read Seven (Hikari) slash?

Thank God, no!


Does anyone you know read Three (Umi) het?

Yeah, and I write them! ?


Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Zagato)?

He's almost as skilled as Aeris is in ressurrecting himself in fics.


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Fyula/Hikaru/Mokona)?

Dear God, I hope we're not all that hopeless. ?Please, don't disillusion me if you are. ?O_O


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Presea), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)

Hmmmm....I must contemplate this deeply..."Rain on a Tin Roof" by Julie Roberts...


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Clef/Ascot/Eagle) fic, what would the warnings be?

Three-for-all. ?Yaoi. ?Crackolicious in general. ?Major OOC.


When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Mokona)?

He's not really a popular choice, surprisingly. ?I should drabble about him. ?That would be random.



Wow. ?Crack. ?Yes. ?CRACK.
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be" ~ Hamlet -  Scene 4, Act 5

Quote from: MilievaMake up a summary for a Three/Ten (Clef/Aska) fic.
Finally our miniature mage finds someone of just the right height to share his love with.  *pours bleach in eyes*

XDDDDD WIN.

Quote from: sciathan_fileFive/Nine (Mokona/Fuu) or Five/Ten (Mokona/Ferio)? Why?

THEY'RE BOTH SO WRONG....but funny, very very funny.  Anyone up for a Mokona seduction fic.  *all sexy-like*  Puu!

No, No. Puu-rrrn xD

I giggle as I read these. xD
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Note to self:  Next time when they ask for characters....they mean the human ones.  Otherwise you get traumatizing acts of bestiality -_-U
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be" ~ Hamlet -  Scene 4, Act 5

Quote from: sciathan_file on April 03, 2006, 06:22:57 AM
Note to self: Next time when they ask for characters....they mean the human ones. Otherwise you get traumatizing acts of bestiality -_-U
^.^   That is wy I didn't go with th griffin when I thought of him.  But I have a number of pedophiles with my pairings. -.-;

Four words:  Fyula/Mokona/Hikaru pairing....*bleaches soul*
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be" ~ Hamlet -  Scene 4, Act 5

April 03, 2006, 04:21:37 PM #8 Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 04:24:12 PM by suzanami
Pedophilia, bestiality, threesomes, rapefic... Welcome to the world of fanficion. The concepts themselves don't even scar me anymore as much as the characters involved (Zagato/Ascot would totally be some kinda rapefic, I know it, and am disturbed by it). This is what happens to you when you cruise FanFicRants at LJ. You learn... all sorts of things. Like how to think like the people who actually write this stuff. o_o;;

Oh, and guys getting pregnant is not only common in fanfiction, it has a name: Mpreg. *picks up pieces of shattered soul*


QuoteWhat would happen if Seven (Tatra) walked in on Two (Presea) and Twelve (Lafarga) having sex?

.... -tries to imagine- ... XDDDDD!

Tatra: O.O; "Oh, My .." -shuts door-

*ROFL*


QuoteFive/Nine (Kakeru/Fuu) or Five/Ten (Kakeru/Hikaru)? Why?

Fuu/Hikaru's bros would be.. interesting to read. FLIPPING PLOT BUNNIES THANKS SO MUCH. *headdesk*
Actually, the way fanfic writers are, I'm surprised there AREN'T any Hikaru/Kakeru fics, I really am. *loves Kakeru, though*


QuoteWould anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Fyula/Hikaru/Mokona)?

Hikaru does like animals...


QuoteWhat would happen if Seven (Lantis) walked in on Two (Presea) and Twelve (Tatra) having sex?
He would turn around and walk away to find Suzu's field of puppies and kittens.

XXXDDDDDDDD


QuoteMake up a summary for a Three/Ten (Umi/Ferio) fic.

After a night of good Cephiran wine Ferio and Umi found that they have accidentally slept together....wait, everyone already has seen this fic!

*waves crack!flag*


QuoteFive/Nine (Mokona/Fuu) or Five/Ten (Mokona/Ferio)? Why?

Mokona/Ferio. Have you read the manga? Mokona LOVES him. You know what scares me? This bothers me LESS than Mokona/Primera.


QuoteMake up a summary for a Three/Ten (Clef/Aska) fic.
Finally our miniature mage finds someone of just the right height to share his love with.  *pours bleach in eyes*

You, my dear, just won the Internet.
And the whole MKR fandom.



I love this meme.

I've seen Alcyone/Knights in hentai doujinshi scans. I was afraid.
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QuoteFuu/Hikaru's bros would be.. interesting to read.

I've read Umi/Kakeru. And Umi/Masaru.

QuoteFinally our miniature mage finds someone of just the right height to share his love with.  *pours bleach in eyes*

Maybe I shouldn't mention that Clef/Hikaru was my first OTP in the Rayearth fandom. I had only read the first manga, and I thought scene with them together were soo cute. Hikaru was really the only one who took him seriously, and they seemed to have some kind of connection. Besides, I thought that the scenes with them standing next to each other were SO CUTE, beause they were both so short.

...

QuoteUh, can't say I've seen it done, but I suppose if someone was very adventurous it could happen.  But man, those would be some attractive children.

I know I've seen an EaglePresea fic before... I just can't remember where... *beats self over head*

QuoteTHEY'RE BOTH SO WRONG....but funny, very very funny.  Anyone up for a Mokona seduction fic.  *all sexy-like*  Puu!

I've read a Mokona/Umi fic.

HAHA. I've actually done this meme with the Rayearth characters before, but I lost my results. XDD But I'll do it again!

1)Umi
2)Hikaru
3)Fuu
4)Clef
5)Eagle
6)Presea
7)Caldina
8)Lantis
9)Ascot
10)Ferio
11)LaFarga
12)Zagato

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Presea/LaFarga) fic? Do you want to?

No. And I don?t particularly want to. Friendship, maybe?


Do you think four (Clef) is hot? How hot?

OMG. YES. VERY HOT. <33333


What would happen if Twelve (Zagato) got Eight (Lantis) pregnant?

HELP. Incest. * headbang * Um? Emeraude would be VERY hurt? Um? The show wouldn?t exist because there was no reason for Emeraude to stop being the Pillar??


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Ascot)?

Wish I Had an Angel. <33


Would Two/Six (Hikaru/Presea) make a good couple?

Hmm? I guess they?d make an okay couple. I?ve actually read a really good fic about this couple.


Five/Nine (Eagle/Ascot) or Five/Ten (Eagle/Ferio)? Why?

* mind boggles* I can actually see Eagle/Ascot? Hah. Besides, I have several friends who would kill me if I wrote Ferio with anyone except Fuu?


What would happen if Seven (Caldina) walked in on Two (Hikaru) and Twelve (Zagato) having sex?

O_O I dunno what she?d do, but I?d scream and run away get really mad at Zagato for cheating on Emeraude.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Fuu/Ferio) fic.

T_T Do I have to? There are already so maaany.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Umi/Lantis) fluff?

I don?t know how fluffy they are, but I know there are some fics with that pairing out there.


Suggest a title fir a Seven/Twelve (Caldina/Zagato) hurt/comfort fic.

</uncreative> I can think of a summary/plotline? but? I?m bad at making titles.


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Clef) to deflower One (Umi)?

WOOOOT! Clef/Umi! * squeals for a few minutes * Hm? I can?t really see Clef doing that? He might WANT to, but the little cutie is far too shy.


Does anyone you know read Seven (Caldina) slash?

Huh. Nope. I never pictured Caldina being the shoujo-ai type. Besides, CL is canon.


Does anyone you know read Three (Fuu) het?

Everyone.


Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (LaFarga)?

Draw: I don?t think so. I believe Milieva forgot him on her Anime Idol thingy. Write: I know that Ai and Sci have.


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Hikaru/Clef/Eagle)?

Me!


If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Lantis), what song would you chose?

? I have no idea.


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Umi/Presea/Zagato) fic, what would the warnings be?
Threesome? shoujo-ai? WHY does Zagato keep cheating on Emeraude in the meme?!


When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Eagle)?

Huh. It?s been awhile. I think the last one I read was an Hikaru/Eagle fic?



That was BEYOND fun.


01. Umi
02. Clef
03. Ferio
04. Innouva
05. Nova
06. Mokona
07. Eagle Vision
08. Emeruade
09. Ascot
10. Lantis
11. Zagato
12. Hououji Fuu

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Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Mokona/ Zagato) fic? Do you want to?
No... OMG MY EYES!


Do you think Four (Innouva) is hot? How hot?
Kinda. I mean... he is a little whinny tho.. lol jk. um.. hot but not super hot.


What would happen if Twelve (Fuu) got Eight (Emeruade) pregnant?
I guess if your wish is strong enough. >.< MY EYES!


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Ascot)?
I.. um... actually have only read like two fics of Ascot. And he was ANGSTY! so much emo Ascot!


Would Two and Six (Clef/Mokona) make a good couple?
NO NO NO my EYES!

Five/Nine (Nova/Ascot) or Five/Ten (Nova/Lantis)? Why?
Humm.. never thought about a Nova/Ascot pairing... ever. I guess its okay. Nova / Lantis meh. Its okay.


What would happen if Seven (Eagle) walked in on Two (Clef) and Twelve (Fuu) having sex?
I think a "Im telling Ferio" would about be it. Besides him RUNNING to tell someone. lol. I dont know, I just got that image.


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Ferio/Lantis) fic.
Ferio has secretly had a boyhood crush on Lantis but when falling in love with Fuu doesnt know how to explain the infatuation phase to her and instead makes a picture journal book to which Fuu finds. DUN DUN DUNNNNN



Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Umi/ Emeruade fluff?
Humm... I havent ever seen it but I do believe that it exists out there... hem...


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Eagle/Fuu) hurt/comfort fic.
Upon telling Fuu that Ferio is cheating Eagle decides to take her for a picnic. Ahem.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Innouva) to deflower One (Umi)?
Rejected love. Umi turns and in a fit of depression of being spurned turns to the only one who seems to listen to her. AU of course.


Does anyone you know read Seven (Eagle) slash?
YES. I knew a guy who loved to read Eagle/Lantis but thats kinda common....


Does anyone you know read Three (Ferio) het?
Yeah, a good amount of this board. lol


Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Zagato)?
Hum.. not here... and not personally no.


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Clef/Innouva/Nova)?
NO


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Emeruade), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)
"My Immortal" perhaps. Im not sure. I kinda dont like to write about Emeruade.


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Umi/Mokona/Fuu) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Two girls, a God Rabbit, and a Hammer.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Nova)?
Never! I stay far away from her crazy butt as possible.


Welcome to the Eagle Vision Show!

Thought it would be fun to revive this crack.  It's fun no matter how many times you do it.  Though I somehow managed to gain an Umi/Clef without meaning to.

1. Inouva
2. Sierra
3. Clef
4. Ferio
5. Geo
6. Zagato
7. Primera
8. Hikaru
9. Caldina
10. Umi
11. Eagle
12. Tatra


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Zagato/Eagle) fic? Do you want to?[/u]
No, I can't say that I ever have.  Do I want to?  I suppose that depnds upon how well written it is, and I would prefer something with more romance than smut, though...



Do you think Four (Ferio) is hot? How hot?[/u]
Well, I should think that one is obvious by now.  I did say that I was more than willing to Shag him in the Marry, Shag or Throw off a cliff thread.



What would happen if Twelve (Tatra) got Eight (Hikaru) pregnant?[/u]
I should think there would be quite a bit of explaining, and I would assume there was something that Tatra's wardrobe had been hiding...



Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Caldina)?[/u]
One of my fics: Slander



Would Two and Six (Sierra/Zagato) make a good couple?[/u]
It could probably work.  But if they had, I don't thin the series would have happened as there would have been no need to call the Magic Knights?  Unless of course, Emeraude was heartbroken he didn't love her back...



Five/Nine (Geo/Caldina) or Five/Ten (Geo/Umi)? Why?[/u]
You know.  I don't know that I can make a decision on that one.  I think both would be absolutely hilarious, but I do see his relationship with Umi a bit more explosive.



What would happen if Seven (Primera) walked in on Two (Sierra) and Twelve (Tatra) having sex?[/u]
I don't know Primera well enough to know if she would zoom out of there as fast as her wings could carry her, or hang around and watch, hoping not to get caught.



Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Clef/Umi) fic.[/u]
[I swear this wasn't intentional!!!!]  Ten years after the end of the pillar system, Umi returns to Cephiro to find the world in ruins and Clef missing. Will she be able to save Cephiro and the man she loves?



Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Inouva/Hikaru) fluff?[/u]
There is always a chance of everything, though I don't know if I would want to read it.



Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Primera/Tatra) hurt/comfort fic.[/u]
On the Wings of a Prayer?   I have no clue.  I suck at titles.


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Ferio) to deflower One (Inouva)?[/u]
Well, Ferio did claim he wanted to rescue Princess Emeraude himself.... so....  Perhaps he seduces Inouva to get to Zagato?


Does anyone you know read Seven (Primera) slash?[/u]
I don't think I've even heard of Primera fic, let alone Primea Slash.... Perhaps someone shoudl write this?



Does anyone you know read Three (Clef) het?[/u]
About half the forum.



Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Eagle)?[/u]
I've seen some beautiful art, and I had a friend in high school who planned to pair him with Kuu in a fic she was writing.



Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Sierra/Ferio/Geo)?[/u]
If we did the challenge again.... yeah, probably.  Ferio seems to get around it.



If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Hikaru), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)[/u]
Set Fire to the Rain?


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Innouva/Zagato/Tatra) fic, what would the warnings be?[/u]
Non-Con.... BDSM....  I have no clue.  That Tatra element might mellow Zagato out, but sometimes I think that powermad bit of him, might like keeping control of Inouva a bit too much that it could be dangerous.



When was the last time you read a fic about Five ()[/u]

1)   Umi
2)   Ferio
3)   Clef
4)   Fuu
5)   Ascot
6)   Hikaru
7)   Eagle
8)   FTO
9)   Hikari
10)   Zazu
11)    Tatra
12)   Tarta

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Hikaru/Tatra) fic? Do you want to?
No... That might be interesting. Redheads unite!


Do you think Four (Fuu) is hot? How hot?
I think she's pretty. But? you know? she?s a girl.

What would happen if Twelve (Tarta) got Eight (FTO) pregnant?
Machines? They can?t get pregnant.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Hikari)?
No, but that would be adorable!

Would Two and Six (Ferio/Hikaru) make a good couple?
No, they aren?t too compatible

Five/Nine (Ascot/Hikari) or Five/Ten (Ascot/Zazu)? Why?
Neither? If I had to pick, a bro type thing between Ascot and Zazu would be cool.

What would happen if Seven (Eagle) walked in on Two (Ferio) and Twelve (Tarta) having sex?
Just slowly back away?.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Clef/Zazu) fic.
When Umi is back in Tokyo, and not visiting for a while, who does Clef have to talk to? None other than Zazu Torque from Autozam?s ambassador crew (It sucks, I know)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Umi/FTO) fluff?
Um?. Nope.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Eagle/Tarta) hurt/comfort fic.
International Troubles. (Bleh.)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Fuu) to deflower One (Umi)?
I don?t think that is possible? Without many surgeries, that is.

Does anyone you know read Seven (Eagle) slash?
Um no?

Does anyone you know read Three (Clef) het?
I don?t know what that is?

Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Tatra)?
Um? I don?t know of anyone?

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Ferio/Fuu/Ascot)?
That might just be a down fic :P
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (FTO), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)
Dubstep.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Umi/Hikaru/Tarta) fic, what would the warnings be?
Threesome. Girl/girl/girl. Underage.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ascot)?
*sigh* a while ago? by accident.
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
- Mark Twain

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
Edgar Allan Poe


01. Clef
02. Caldina
03. Lantis
04. Presea
05. Alcyone
06. Umi
07. Eagle
08. Fuu
09. Ascot
10. Ferio
11. Hikaru
12. Zagato






Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Umi/Hikaru) fic? Do you want to?
...No. I really wouldn't seek it out but if I was bored and happened across it why not?


Do you think Four (Presea) is hot? How hot?
Shes pretty, sure. Just I have a slight grudge against her. The whole liking Clef thing. I dont hate her but.... but...


What would happen if Twelve (Zagato) got Eight (Fuu) pregnant?
You would have one pissed off Ferio!


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Ascot)?
...no. I just can not recall any Ascot fic.


Would Two and Six (Caldina/Umi) make a good couple?
LOL, I think so in a interesting way.


Five/Nine (Alcyone/Ascot) or Five/Ten (Alcyone/Zagato)? Why?
Alcyone/ Zagato. Because it would mean Alcyone finally got her wish and well Cephiro would be a different place.


What would happen if Seven (Eagle) walked in on Two (Caldina) and Twelve (Zagato) having sex?
Probably back away slowly and shut the door. I would too Eagle, I would too.


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Lantis/Ferio) fic.
Lantis and Ferio get drunk. Seriously drunk. The end.


Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Clef/Fuu) fluff?
.......Im sure there is, Im sure...


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Eagle/Zagato) hurt/comfort fic.
Well both die and they respectively comfort those still living in little ways that can not be explained. Creepy/sappy ghost fic huzzah.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Presea) to deflower One (Clef)?
It all ended up to be Presea dreaming. >.>


Does anyone you know read Seven (Eagle) slash?
Yup! I dont mind a good Eagle/Lantis bit here and there.


Does anyone you know read Three (Lantis) het?
Yeah. There is a ton of Hikaru/lantis stuff out there. Pretty standard issue really.


Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Hikaru)?
Not currently. Cephiro seems to be lacking Hikaru fans. I mean I don't think any of us really hate her, it just seems like no one is really into her.


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Caldina/Presea/Alcyone)?
Nope, nope, nope. move on.


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Fuu), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)
Funny, I can imagine a lot of orchestral songs inspiring a fic. I dont know honestly.


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Clef/Umi/Zagato) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning! Clemi held in prison by Zagato, not for the faint of heart!


When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Alcyone)?
Never. Sorry. No one likes the Jaded.
Welcome to the Eagle Vision Show!

01. Ferio
02. Eagle
03. Hikaru
04. Lantis
05. Zagato
06. Fuu
07. Satoru
08. Geo
09. Ascot
10. Presea
11. Tatra
12. Umi


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Fuu/Tatra) fic? Do you want to?
I haven?t seen that, I don?t think I would mind? If I saw one I?d definitely be curious! XD

Do you think Four (Lantis) is hot? How hot?
YES! I find him specially hot being dorky tho? And angry.

What would happen if Twelve (Umi) got Eight (Geo) pregnant?
I honestly don?t know how anyone could ever give a reasonable explanation for THAT.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Ascot)?
Now there?s a character I don?t read about, strangely enough. I can?t recall any that focused on him. Y_Y

Would Two and Six (Eagle/Fuu) make a good couple?
They could be cute together, I think. And make ALL THE EVIL PLANS and be resident evil smiling couple.

Five/Nine (Zagato/Ascot) or Five/Ten (Zagato/Presea)? Why?
I?d say Presea mostly  because Ascot was kid when Zagato was alive and that I can?t take. If he was older tho, both would be on the same level of crazy pairing? XD

What would happen if Seven (Satoru) walked in on Two (Eagle) and Twelve (Umi) having sex?
That?d be one hell of an awkward situation, but he?d sure manage to keep a poker face and back away quietly. And start planning on how exactly he?d talk to the couple in question and his little sister about it.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Hikaru/Presea) fic.
Hikaru and Presea go on a holiday on the beach, except Presea can?t swim and Hikaru teaches her. I?m super lame with summaries, but there would be a COMPLETE FLUFF warning.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Ferio/Geo) fluff?
I?m sure there could, but all I can picture are they both blushing and Ferio being mad about it.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Satoru/Umi) hurt/comfort fic.
Cooking Therapy, lol.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Lantis) to deflower One (Ferio)?
I?ll steal Sidherequiem?s summary and say they get seriously drunk.

Does anyone you know read Seven (Satoru) slash?
Is there such a thing? If there is, I?m definitely curious.

Does anyone you know read Three (Hikaru) het?
Yes, well, anyone who doesn?t hate Hikaru?

Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven (Tatra)?
Well, there?s this wonderful short fic here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/539238
I don?t recall any drawings of her?

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five (Eagle/Lantis/Zagato)?
Not anyone that I know, no. But I?d read it. XD

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Geo), which song would you choose? (Not a character image song)
I can?t only imagine something by Explosions in the Sky, but there?s no lyrics to that. Y_Y
But for complete crack: Quit Playing Games (With my Heart) by Backstreetboys lololol. Or The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars for those days he decides he can?t keep being the voice of reason any longer without committing manslaughter or something.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Ferio/Fuu/Umi) fic, what would the warnings be?
Threesome, girl on girl, BDSM.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Zagato)?
Not specifically about him, more in Lantis? POV, but about a week or two ago.


Well, that was fun. Especially reading everyone's aswers! XD