The Ughh Thread (or: ''I just want to complain for a sec don't mind me'')

[Mokonalord]

Supervisor is just getting on all my nerves this week. *takes deep breath*

<afternoon inner dialogue reenactment>
You want me to clean out the freezer tomorrow morning? Sure, no problem. Wait, no, you don't have to explain how to hose something down, I get that! Everybody gets that! No, just tell me what kind of soap you want me to use. Okay, Hespastat, got it, sure I'll use a clean toilet brush on it like you suggest, too- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME HOW THAT WORKS EITHER! Oh, now you're explaining the hose again, and demonstrating what you want me to do on another freezer. I get it already. Stop insulting my intelligence.

There's a plug in the back to drain the water? Good to know! So, basically, you want me to 1) take the freezer outside and hose it down, 2) clean it with Hepastat and a clean toilet brush, and 3) drain it via the plug in the back (and presumably hose it down again afterwards). Yeah, really, I got it. WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION STILL GOING ON? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON'T SHUT UP! I'M SAYING THAT I UNDERSTAND AND I'LL GET IT DONE TOMORROW MORNING, IN WHAT LANGUAGE DOES THAT MEAN "CONTINUE TO EXPLAIN THESE SIMPLE METHODS TO ME AS PATRONIZINGLY AS POSSIBLE"? TOO BAD WE'RE NOT BY THE PARTICULAR FREEZER YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN, CAUSE IF WE WERE, IT COULD PROBABLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO CLEAN ITSELF BY NOW AND SAVE ME THE TROUBLE!

You're just lucky I was trying really hard not to be an asshole since I played that card yesterday. Don't push your luck tomorrow.
</afternoon inner dialogue reenactment>

[Down]

HAYFEVER. Ugh. UGH. Also  too much work >.>

[Mokonalord]

Today sucked. Seriously. There was an ant invasion, a go-cart than ran out of gas when I tried to use it, bug spray that leaked all over the stuff on the lower shelves, a broken elevator, and a jammed closet door. Oh, and more painting. It never ends.

[Down]

100 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT

*melts unhappily*

[Somariel]

100 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT

*melts unhappily*

Ugh. I hate it when it gets that hot.

[Revolutionaren]

100 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT

*melts unhappily*

HAND OVER YOUR BRITISH MEMBERSHIP CARD

[Down]

100 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT

*melts unhappily*

HAND OVER YOUR BRITISH MEMBERSHIP CARD

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS IN CELCIUS. (airport wifi wasn't best... hard enough trying to post). *clings to her passport*

37.77777777, apparently. UGH.

[Revolutionaren]

100 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT

*melts unhappily*

HAND OVER YOUR BRITISH MEMBERSHIP CARD

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS IN CELCIUS. (airport wifi wasn't best... hard enough trying to post). *clings to her passport*

37.77777777, apparently. UGH.

Ewwwwwwwwww. It was 23 C this morning and I was suffering. I haven't felt cold since January :<

[Down]

Guess who just burnt the back of their knuckle on their index finger?

Ahahahaha OW. I am such an idiot. NOW MY WIFE AND I SHALL HAVE MATCHING SCARS except hers is on her wrist.

[Mokonalord]

Time for a nitpick issue!

Okay, whoever's leaving new rolls of toilet paper in the bathrooms on top of the holders, I know you mean well. Even if the rolls weren't empty yet and I would've gotten to them soon enough, I understand not wanting to risk anyone else going without. The problem is, due to poor planning/incomplete transitions, we have three different kinds of small toilet paper rolls in this building, and each kind only fits on specific holders. You would know this if you were one of the custodial staff, but I know you're not, because you're leaving the wrong kind of rolls.

Frankly, I don't even understand where you're getting that variety, because half the time, I can't find that kind when I need it. In fact, I pretty much operate on the assumption that it's not in stock. There is, however, plenty of the right kind on the shelf just inside the girl's locker room, as well as a cabinet I keep a few of those rolls in up front. And, for the most part, I keep track of the rolls myself and have a good idea of when it's necessary to change them. So really, just leave well enough alone.

[suzanami]

I only got less than an hour of yardwork done because it's hot as hell and sunny, plus the weed whacker vibrating in my hands shook them up and I still have a weak bird-like grasp almost an hour after I stopped using it.  and I wilt in the heat it's not even funny.  it's only 80?F (36?C) but the sun is unrelenting and I am a delicate flower.  gonna have to go out by like 9am tomorrow T____T

[Mokonalord]

Seriously, Supervisor, if Coworker didn't understand what you meant by "Slow down!" (which is entirely possible as English is still pretty new to her) you know what won't help? Repeating it a hundred times when I'm pretty sure she heard you the first time. Sheesh, she was just mopping behind me and she wasn't even getting ahead, it's not like she was about to run into you with a go-cart. Chill. And if you honestly thought she didn't understand the actual words you were using, you could always try, I don't know, rephrasing it? "Not so fast there" or "Hold on a minute" perhaps?

If he ever does that to any of us again, I'm just gonna start yelling "JUMP UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" Not that anybody will get it, but hey, it'll make me feel better.

[suzanami]

*yells into the void bc human emotions are stupid and bothersome*

[Mokonalord]

*yells into the void bc human emotions are stupid and bothersome*

*joins in*

[Ruben77]

Family reunion.
Kind of.
Didn't know half of the people who came.
Don't like to feel my space invaded by strangers.